Hey Guys! We’re back! MAN O MAN was this New Year’s Eve a CRAZY PARTY or what? It’s hard to remember everything that happened! No, but seriously, I am having trouble with my memory. Ever since I tried to dodge a ceiling fan blade and grab a tomato strung from the ceiling with my teeth for New Year’s Eve, I haven’t been able to remember anything for longer than 2 sentences. What was I writing about again? Oh yeah! Watch this turtle! Why is my ear cut? Why can’t I hear anything?
CAUTION: DO NOT DO THIS OR WATCH THIS OR THINK ABOUT THIS EVER.