So this kid in England is turning nineteen and thinks, “I want to legally change my name.” But he doesn’t go Eugene or Francis on us, nooooo. His new, legal name is ‘Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined’ and is arguably the longest name in the world.

Now if only MY name were that cool. It’s nice to see he didn’t play favorites and used both Marvel and DC comic characters to dis. Too bad he’s one word off from being ‘Captain Awesome’