April 7th? Who cares if I’m 6 days late, I April Fool’s’d the Panda Express out of Mal this morning. Last night he left his candle burning for me to either put out or shove a fire cracker into. I chose the latter. Lighting his candles is the first thing Mal does after booting his computer in the AM, so this plan was flawless. I was clever enough to hide a camera in his desktop file holder thingy and caught the prank in action. Caution, contains graphic Super Mario music. (8-bit graphic, that is.)

You can hear Leslie laughing afterwards cause she was totally in on it. Awesomeness.

Caution pranksters, DO NOT try this at home (or work, or day care, or school, or the library, or the police station). Goodie Two Sleeves® will not be held responsible for people hurt or property destroed because you decided to be a think-for-yourselfer. We used a safe, family-friendly, totally harmless powerful deadly explosive device. 1 candle was harmed in the making of this video.