The big news is that we now carry jewelry online! We have EXTREMELY limited quantities here (about a dozen a piece) but they WILL however be available at Hot Topics nationwide in the next week or two, so, yeah. Anyways, LOOK how COOL this stuff is!
I think the most fun can be had with the Librarian glasses:
Church Lady, eat your heart out.
Now if you’re wondering why we don’t have picture of GIRLS wearing this jewelry, well, no one wanted to take a picture. So you’re stuck with Gabe and Hector. It does show how versatile this stuff is though! The jewelry is designed by Lazy Oaf®, one of our awesome licenses, so please support them (and us I guess) by grabbing one before we run out!