We have a real problem on our hands! I think I am being stalked! I just keep minding my own business, living a very normal life without making waves but videos of me keep winding up on the internet without my knowledge! Passionate fanboy? Perhaps. Crazy ex-girlfriend? Not likely since I don’t have any! Is it my ninja parents just lovingly video taping their son for home-movies-night? Yes, actually. That has to be it. See you this weekend for Ninja Mother’s Day, ninja mom! Can’t wait to see even more home videos!
Anyway, without further ado, here is a video of what is obviously me wearing my “Super Skinny Lumberjack” costume to a dance club and KICKING THE DANCE CLUB IN THE FACE WITH MY DANCE KICKS.
