I don’t know about the next guy (or in this case, the next twelve year old astronaut monkey, which is what I am [what? {sorry} ] ), but I don’t watch a lot of TV. I mean, yes, I watch The Office, 30 Rock, Burn Notice, Psych, Covert Affairs, Lie To Me, House Hunters, Royal Pains, Glee, America’s Got Talent, The Biggest Loser, Naruto Shippuden (I told you already, I’m 12), Clean House, Community, Parks & Rec, Futurama, Saturday Night Live, The Soup and a lot more, but I don’t watch THAT much tv. And to be honest I watch most of those shows because we actually design merchandise for a lot of them! ANYGLAZED… (donut), I haven’t really seen Dating in the Dark, which is apparently a show about monsters who scare each other in the dark only to later realize they are BOTH monsters and there is no need to be afraid, because they are BOTH monsters. Right? I don’t know, I didn’t watch enough of it to really determine either way, but it’s on ABC so it can’t be THAT good, right? It’s not like ABC has ever made the best TV show in the world about airplane crash survivors surviving on a magic island full of smoke monsters made out of smoke or anything. Now THAT would be a good show!
ANY-CHAISE, That being said, Roger was doing laundry last night and this show about dating and the dark happened to be on and a girl on it happened to be wearing Cooler Ways To Die! “Neat story, Gabe! You should tell it at weddings!” That’s what you just said. Anyways, you can see part of the show below, and but your own Cooler Way tee even further below!
