Hats Off

High school was a fun time for me. I was in a rock band and somehow figured out a way to only take 3 classes my senior year, for one of which I was an administrator’s assistant and he never needed me for anything. So I just walked around campus and found funny stuff to do, it was boring and awesome. Well what that meant was for a whole year I got to practice spinning and throwing my baseball hat in weird ways and having it land back on my head. I called it ‘hat spinning’ for some reason and when I graduated I had ‘hat spinning’ written under my senior yearbook picture. You’re probably thinking, “That’s kind of weird!” and you’d be right. It was so random and out of no where and will live forever in my class’ yearbook. At our reunion people will be like, “Hey, are you still SPINNING HATS!?! Lol.” to which I will humbly and politely reply, “THEY DID IT ON THE INTERNET. IT’S A COOL THING. SHUT UP GARY, YOU’RE A JERK!”