It’s been a slow news week, if only because there was an outbreak of Unicorn Flu here at Goodie HQ and all of our Unicorns became Pegasuses and flew away. I thought our absence in bringing you up-to-date Goodie t-shirt news deserved a custom video apology so I sat down in front of the camera and poured my heart out to you guys:
That didn’t come out nearly as well as I wanted to but it’s just so hard to think under those bright lights and in front of a Universe backdrop. IT’S THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! That’s a pretty big audience. I’m pretty sure my mom always said The Universe is more scared of you than you are of The Universe and then she caught it in a cup and let it go, but that might have just been a spider.
