So I get bottled water delivered to my door every couple weeks, you know, because I’m scared of all the minerals* (*see Pharmaceuticals) in water of the tap variety. Anywhoo, apparently Y2K finally caught up with Crystal Springs Water Co ’cause they billed me for an ocean’s worth of the liquid gold. It’s obviously an error (or an ingenious plot to collect on the $700 billion due, a la the government.) but I couldn’t help but think it ridiculous and funny enough to share with you all.
Moral of the story, don’t keep a dolphin in a blow-up pool in your backyard cause it’ll cost you.
