So today is ALSO a wonderful day! We’re working on lots of new shirts because we make shirts for a living so that is very expected, but since we LIKE our jobs it is also fun! I’m not making any sense. Do you ever have a day where you don’t make any sense? I’m having that day today. But SOMETIMES you have a day where you make sense. Maybe too much sense?
Like this guy for instance. He makes all the sense. He has information from a reliable source, that source being his OWN NEW CHANNEL!!!! He must be Professor news because The only other kid I know with their own new station is CNN McNally. ANYWAYS, I just lied about all that because obviously this is just a tape of ME warning all of the west coast (but not Mexico) about a very real danger that I did not make up at all.
Now that you are securely in your Earthquake Bunker to wait out the storm of earthquake (just one) that is fast approaching, How about getting in a good work out sesh? Like Tim. Tim’s bunker has AC and a window from which he can watch all the mini palm trees fight to survive the earthquake onslaught. He also has a supply of our T-Pex shirt to keep him stylish. But according to him, his plan is to get super buff and when the earthquake comes, he will PUNCH IT IN THE EARTHFACE and tell it to stop farting around. Thanks Tim!
If you would like to join Tim and his Earthquake Punching Training, it wouldn’t hurt to also wear our infamous T-Pex tee. Grab your own before its too late to punch an earthquake in the face!
