CAUTION: May cause your eyes to turn into globes emitting green electricity.

Today we announce the winner of the XBox 360 Give-Away promotion! Tons of you entered! One person will win! Oh, and I promised someone a Yoplait Go-Gurt as a second place prize, I just don’t know if it will keep in the mail! So, DISCLAIMER: Second place prize of a Go-Gurt is for entertainment purposes only and should not be consumed because I don’t know if the UPS truck will get too hot! ANYPLAYS, without further apu I present you with the Go-Gurt Runner Up Prize Winner:

Andrea in West Virginia

If you are an Andrea in West Virginia and you don’t know if it’s you whose won the Go-Gurt, then rest assured that we will email the winning Andrea. Anyways, CONGRATULATIONS on your Go-Gurt prize! (We’ll send you some stickers and stuff too).

ALRIGHT! Well we now have a prize package worth about $400 to give out this morning also, consisting of a NEW XBox 360 ELITE (The bigger, burlier kind), several free t-shirts, stickers and buttons and a custom letter written by ME in CRAYON estimated to be worth over $1,000,000,000.00 (in Mars dollars, on Mars). Also we’ll be giving away a full on double rainbow all the way. (No we won’t). ANYRAYS, without further abu, I present you with this month’s grand prize winner:

Gerard in San Jose

Congratulations Gerard! You win all the bacon! And if you don’t like bacon we’ll give you an XBox 360! Gerard bought an ‘I Shoot People‘ shirt and it got him over $400 in prizes! BOOYA! Thanks to everyone who entered! And don’t fret, we’ll be giving away another awesome prize soon! Have an amazing weekend and go see MXPX play in Las Vegas or something! Love you guys!

And get your own I Shoot People tee by clicking below!