Good morning ladies and tramps! There is just SO MUCH going on this morning, it’s almost TOO MUCH! Nah, not really. It’s pretty chill today. In fact I had time to spill milk in my car, buy an energy drink, pick up Battlestar Galactica season 4.5 from Netflix and sell a coffee table made out of an old pirate ship hatch door this morning already! I was REALLY sad to see it go, in fact we all were because it was awesome, but we just didn’t have room for it anymore and you can only pretend to surf on a pirate ship hatch door about a hundred times before it gets old.
Leslie took one last picture of me with my pirate ship hatch door coffee table/bench right before a stranger from craigslist showed up and handed me payment for it. (Payment was 46 pounds of Skittles®.)
I was really sad! And also, really cartoonish! I don’t know why I look like Andy Bernard and Donald Duck had a baby, but I do! I always have! ANYWAYS, yes, it’s sad but also now I can fill my bathtub with Skittles®!
On an aside, the energy drink I purchased was a Monster Energy® Drink, in slime flavor. I’m not sure if that’s the official flavor name, but everyone insists that what it smells like, slime and battery acid. Anyways, I’m SOO ENERGETIC now! Time to draw more dinosaurs recycling mustaches, or whatever it is we do here! Laters!
