We are currently out of town at the Magic trade show in Las Vegas, Mexico. So I’ve enlisted the help of BLOG-BOT625 to help schedule blog posts this week while we’re away! He’ll be posting blogs I’ve written at certain times to keep things fresh. Without further ado, take it away, Blog-Bot!
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We work very hard to research the topics with the greatest L-ROI-J, that is, Laugh Return On Investment of Joke, and we’ve made it our business to discover the intricacies of what it is that motivates laughter when applied to t-shirts. For this reason it is of upmost importance that we constantly strive to acquire the newest forms of great goodness this vast world of joke material has to offer. For this reason, I just got a hot dog phone.
Now you may be wondering, “Why, Mr. Cool Idea, why didn’t you get a hamburger phone, or better yet, a burrito phone?” My answer to that question, my dear friend, is LOOK OVER THERE! IT’S ME ON MY HOT DOG PHONE! LOL
See what I did there? I side-swiped you with how awesome it is to conduct business on a HOT DOG PHONE! But what if someone ON my hot dog phone tried to insult my hot dog phone? Well, just look:
That’s right! I turn into a frog and say, “I think YOU’RE a hot dog phone.” That’ll show ’em. I wonder what they would then say in return?…. Let’s see:
Woah! Jeez, sorry for calling you a hot dog phone Mr. President! You don’t have to be so mean! Wait a second… this phone… looks so… delicious…..
*CRUNCH* – Sorry, you’re breaking up -*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*… should hot dog phones be this crunchy?
See you tomorrow with another automated blog post, brought to you by BLOG-BOT625!
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