So we’re back from Vegas, regained control of our blog from a robot and we’re also RICH! We’ll update you all further next week but for now rest assured we are retiring early because gambling PAYS! For example, Jason made a single $100 bet and he won $100! That’s $200! Which is almost $1,000,000!

He later had $200 in chips. TORTILLA CHIPS. Delicious.

Using Jason’s example I set out to get equally rich… AND I DID! I didn’t have any money to gamble, but what I won was equally valuable.

I wonder if our blog posts will ever start making sense.

I can eat forever! I soon plan on going to the Black Market and selling my cucumber slices for one million dollars and retiring. Have a good weekend!