Due to the incredibly HIGH demand for shirts and the incredibly LOW demand for nonsense, we make it a point daily to evaluate the most pressing and time sensitive projects to complete on time, with the most lucrative ROI for that time spent. That means we don’t fart around, we work HARD each and every day to bring you the best and funniest shirt ideas our staff of unicorns can come up with. That is also why we canceled EVERYTHING we were doing to finish this totally relevant and totally important video of Guns & Roses slowed down to sound like heavy metal music, because both Guns & Roses and heavy metal music are SO HOT RIGHT NOW! (Just making sure, it is still 1995, right? Right. Of course it is. No sense in looking in the corner of my monitor to verify the date. I’ll just stick with my gut that it is 1995. Very relevant!)
In all seriousness though, we will be sharing some cool shirt related news this week, like where you can purchase the newest and bestest Goodie tees! Have a BLAST today! Far out! (That is something we say in 1995.)
