Only the NEWSIEST news for you Newsies who want your news! This just IN! Actor, Shia LaBeouf (Holes, Even Stevens) MIGHT be immortal! Oh, THIS just in: He also might be a shape-shifter. Which would DEFINITELY explain other famous actor, Ben Savage’s DISAPPEARANCE! (Where’s Ben Savage, you guys?? Because I DEFINITELY didn’t see him on a recent episode of NBC’s Chuck, or anything!) What, don’t believe me? Just WATCH!
On a much TRUER note, like 10 years ago my wife’s friend came home to her apartment to find Shia LaBeouf’s dad, Jeffrey, asleep in her roommate’s bed. I can’t remember many of the details other than that, but it’s proof that my REAL stories are just are crazy as my made up ones.
ALSO, Our friend Ruzel just sent in this epic photo. Thanks Ruzel! I think someone DID steal your pocket!
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