O NOES! Someone is stalking me! Or at least videotaping my air guitar practice sessions I have in front of my wood shed in my backyard! Who taped this!? Why am I on the internet!? Why did I think that sweatpants were a good choice that day!? Anyway, if you MUST watch it, here’s me in my backyard rocking out with a compressed air hose in front of the home to what I’m sure are a millions black widow spiders: