…Instead of ‘Said’? Nevermind. I was making a sandwich of epic proportions the other day and my sandwich bread was apparently very sad at the prospect of being eaten.

After seeing his tiny expression I was tempted not to eat him. And then I ate his face.

Not shirt related, but still VERY IMPORTANT. In tee related news, we will be adding a ton of merchandise to the shop over the week. Some classics and some brand new stuff. Come back often as it will be updated incrementally! Also pick up this month’s AP Magazine for a full page Goodie spot! Check out our AP Contest too!