TGIF! Tickle Giraffes In Finland! That’s how that goes right? Of course it is. (Finnish Zookeepers are notorious giraffe ticklers). Anyhow, speaking of zoos, my good friends Baylor and Tupelo were hanging out in my yard yesterday while I was trying to fill up my million dollar pool with a garden hose and those guys just kept jumping in it and getting the water all FILTHY. It’s hard to say anything bad about those guys though. I mean literally. Their huge ears hear EVERYTHING.
Also, dude, have you ever played the word “ZOO” on a triple word score in Scrabble®? I think it explodes the game because you just win it too hard from all the points. It happened to my best friend’s cousin’s math-tutor’s niece once!
