I’m not joking this time! I know I’ve said ‘Hey dude, I’m going to Mars’ before in passing but back then I was joking. This time I’m totally cereal! CEREAL! Because that’s what you say when you’re Professor Telling The Truth! Or Doctor Not Joking! Or Captain Crunch! “Goodie Two Sleeves” is totally going to MARS!….
…. And by that I mean our name is! I signed us up on this totally secret, totally exclusice website (right here) that adds your name to a microchip that doesn’t just go on a robot called a rover, and doesn’t just go INTO OUTER SPACE, it goes to FRIGGIN’ MARS! This is my serious face- 😐 And here is my serious face with a mustache- :{|
Those are serious faces!
Here’s the proof, my ‘Going To Mars on a Mars Rover Microchip Receipt’ if you will:
But that ain’t all Ladies and Bears, they even gave us a prestigious certificate!
And we FRAMED it!
My friend just tried telling me that this, although true, is more of a “cool marketing thing” in order to get “kids” more excited about the “space program” to which I informed him that I’M GOING TO SPACE AND YOU’RE NOT. POOPY FACE.
Now I’m not Lieutenant Smarter Than My Friend or anything, but even if this is something cool for kids, it’s cool for ME TOO. If you want to go to MARS, the Planet, in Space, because I capitalize ‘Space’ now, because it’s important to me, then DO IT ALREADY!!!!!
