Because, I mean, with no more love-quandaries, then what have they got to write about?
So in the Tabloid Apocalypse, the magazines will stop writing about celebrities because all the celebrities will listen to Sharron’s advice so the tabloids will be forced to write about REGULAR people, but since that stuff ain’t entertaining they will end up writing about actual stories of interest and since paper media will have died by this point, US Weekly will become the new New York Times in the way of respected media outlet… Too far fetched? Well at least Sharron and that random dude know what’s up:
