Undie-Man? Super-Dork? The Incredible What-Are-You-Doing? I don’t know his name but we spotted a superhero in our warehouse earlier this month who only wears Goodie stuff, over his normal clothes. Most heroes wear their super suits UNDER their civilian clothes, but this dude does it the other way around, prolly because he’s being awesome more often than not.
He shows up periodically, posing for the camera, then demanding we hide his real identity in said photographs. You know. Because villains. Or whatever. So here he is, with a Mario face.
After showing off his apparent lack of taste muscles, he turned to flee, but not before shooting everyone with his Laugh-Gun, forcing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.
The true hero though is Hector, who thwarted the hero from putting on even more unnecessary and weird clothing. Thank you, Hector, for saving our eyes.
