Happy Halloween from your friends at Goodie Two Sleeves®! Remember to be safe, have fun and wear reflectors if you’re going trick-or-treating, also walk with a buddy!

This is my costume: I’m a middle aged dinosaur who doesn’t really watch tv, but makes time for the Golden Girls because I can relate to their situations and love their silly antics, even though I am a dinosaur. I was using this new thing called email and my nephew showed me a picture of a hilarious Stay Golden shirt! It was so funny. I ordered the shirt through mail (Because I don’t trust the computers) and sent Goodie Two Sleeves (Such a funny name! Like Goodie Two Shoes! But Sleeves! Because T-Shirt Sleeves! I get it!) a check (Because I don’t trust credit cards) and they mailed me this wonderful shirt! Now I can wear it out to show my friends how funny it is and how much like my friends I am, because at the end of the day I am still a dinosaur and I may or may not want to eat my friends. Also, rawr.