by Gabe Connor | Jul 4, 2010 | Awesome
We’re finally a REAL nation, you guys! Today marks the day that America graduated from the sixth grade and I am SO proud of that little guy! Sure, he spilled an entire carton of CRUDE OIL all over the Gulf Bay of our living room, but he didn’t mean to!...
by Gabe Connor | Jul 2, 2010 | Awesome
On a day, today, July 2, when the entire universe comes together in one day of peace and tranquility to celebrate the America’s wedding anniversary, it is only fitting to sing the most best song ever. Also I don’t think any of that sentence is actually...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 28, 2010 | Awesome
Are you ever flying your twin engine over the desert when a wing-to-wing-salesmen get’s all “Charlie 704, do you read me? Put the plane down so I can SELL YOU SOME CUTLERY!” in your face? And you’re like, “Aw maaaaaaan!” These guys...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 24, 2010 | Awesome, News
Why are we doing so much pranking around here? It it because we are all twelve year old children with attention disorders and a blatant disregard for regulations? Yes. Probably. There’s no way to know. BUT I CAN remember, a long long time ago when this all...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 22, 2010 | Awesome
That’s a weird title. But it is fairly accurate. Especially because Leslie instigated the pranking of Roger. Well, when Leslie left town for a bit it was Roger who wanted to return the favor. I just cringe at the thought of when I’ll be next! Anyways, we...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 21, 2010 | Awesome
I have been receiving the same email every week for the last year. That is only SLIGHTLY exaggerated. Maybe it was only the last ELEVEN AND A HALF MONTHS. Anyways, our new friend Joe has been sending this awesome photo of himself wearing our Mustache Guy tee over and...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 18, 2010 | Awesome
It’s that time again! Time for another awesome Goodie Two Sleeves® GIVE-AWAY! This time around we’re giving away the NEW XBox 360® Elite Gaming System (250GB Hard drive, Controller, Headset and it is Kinect™ Ready!) to one lucky fan on July 16th! All...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 15, 2010 | Awesome
A few days ago, Goodie employee and cupcake maker extraordinaire Leslie, went to a taping of the first episode of The Biggest Loser, season 10! Leslie will probably be mad that I mentioned her penchant for cupcake making in the very same sentence that I mention her...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 10, 2010 | Awesome
So today is ALSO a wonderful day! We’re working on lots of new shirts because we make shirts for a living so that is very expected, but since we LIKE our jobs it is also fun! I’m not making any sense. Do you ever have a day where you don’t make any...
by Gabe Connor | Jun 7, 2010 | Awesome
Man! So many great things about today! First off let me start by saying that I have recently been informed that I am now the sole heir to a 2.5 million dollar FORTUNE left behind by my beloved Nigerian Doctor Pastor Great Grandfather that I didn’t even know I...
