The Year So Far Recap ‘010

I like how the abbreviation for 2010 is ‘010, which is still 4 characters if you include the quotation mark. Also, I don’t actually know if ‘010 is really the abbreviation for 2010, but a boy can dream can’t he? So I wanted to recap all of the...

Because This is Totally Relevant to my Interests

I found myself troubleshooting my brand new install of Windows 95 on my new 2MB hard drive and I consulted my VHS computer help commercial Rolodex and found a pertinent topic rewound it in my tape player and played it and wrote down the telephone number and mailed my...

Kids Play Guns N’ Roses Better Than Axl

Some kids cover songs and they sound really really good, but then once every millennium a true genius is born. This millennium THREE musical prodigies arrived. And they covered Guns N’ Roses. And brought world peace. Who knew two guitars, one harmonica and three...

Extras in B-Moves Love GTS!

Or something! I don’t know! Maybe the wardrobe manager (Is that a job? It is. Right?) liked this shirt of ours. Or maybe the kid just showed up and they were like, “Good enough” and he was like, “But I slept in this? I thought there would be a...

Don’t Gag Anyone With Any Object

Woof. This was really funny watching through the first time, like, TBS – Very Funny™. But when I went to the page to copy it for the blog, and it started playing the second time, I literally winced. My whole face went, “Noooooo. Spoon gagging is both vurry...

Croquet Tournement 2009!

So right after Thanksgiving, my good friend Jered held his 3rd Annual Croquet Tournament. (Well, technically his parents held the event, but I didn’t see any of THEIR friends there! Zing!) Every year has an awesome theme. Last year’s was some 1950’s...

Deadlines, Hearts and Charlie Browns

That’s right kids, we’ll be closed December 17th-31st. Well, technically we’ll be doing inventory in our warehouse, which hasn’t been done in SEVEN YEARS, so we need a couple weeks to do it. The bad news? If you order AFTER December 16th, your...

It’s that time of year….

A Very Merry The 88 Café Sing-A-Long! from Bryan Waterman on Vimeo. …When you and your friends ramble-trot your way through beloved Christmas songs without knowing what you’re saying. And also TENNIS! That’s right reindeers and and jingle bells,...

More relationship advice! Now with more Tigers!

Woof. We don’t like being so topical and if a grown man wants to drive his off-road vehicle off of roads (and into trees) then we won’t stop him. Also if a grown woman wants to start a nighttime golf career replacing golf balls with windows, then so be it....

A Very Christmassy Christmas Video About Christmas

Everything in this video is totally appropriate for Christmas, namely the stuffed animals, the song ‘Somebody’s Baby’ by Jackson Browne circa 1982, the black unitard, and of course the ever present pumpkin head. So Christmassy! So, yeah, via this...