by Gabe Connor | Nov 4, 2009 | Awesome
It’s science. Everything he touches turns into comedy gold, which is a lot like literal gold, only less gold and more funny. And not a soft metal. And not found in the earth. Like I said. Science.
by Gabe Connor | Nov 3, 2009 | Awesome
“YOWWW! Hey! Some people say that I’m a big show-off! Just because I’ll stand on my head, do jumping jacks and even smash my record collection! AAAAHHHAHAHA! Hey man, like I’ll do anything to get you to listen to my show!” Man, the...
by Gabe Connor | Nov 2, 2009 | Awesome
I can’t decide if this is the best thing or the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I suppose it could lie somewhere in the middle, in the ‘weird but entertaining’ categories but I’m gonna go on a limb and say this is the best AND the...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 31, 2009 | Awesome
Happy Halloween from your friends at Goodie Two Sleeves®! Remember to be safe, have fun and wear reflectors if you’re going trick-or-treating, also walk with a buddy! This is my costume: I’m a middle aged dinosaur who doesn’t really watch tv, but...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 30, 2009 | Awesome
In celebration of this holiday that totes gets you free candy if you 1) play dress up and 2) aren’t older than twelve, we would like to make you laugh, cry, yell in anger, kiss your computer screen and maybe fart, all at the same time. You’re welcome,...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 29, 2009 | Awesome
Isn’t that how that saying goes? I don’t know, I’m only four. BUT, I’m not sure why we didn’t post this earlier, like, say, when this magazine episode (They’re called episodes now. Science.) was still out. BUT, better late than...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 28, 2009 | Awesome
In November we’ll be dropping 3 new hoodies in Hot Topic stores nation wide, which means you can pick one up to keep warm in style as it gets colder and colder. Also? We may or may not have 180-Swan-Dived onto it. Check the video for more info on that. We pretty...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 27, 2009 | Awesome
Booya Grandma! That’s what your eyeballs say when you put Thundercats in them. Like they’re hungry for spaghetti and you give them ITALY. The animated action is awesome and the creepy toilet paper covered bad guy is ultra absorbent (Because Downey®). I...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 26, 2009 | Awesome
Now this is some hip hop I can really get behind. No cuss words, no vulgar innuendo, just pure movie-going Sudanese rap. New SAT question: ‘Bangs’ is to “going to movies” as the fly in my office is to what? Answer: Flying all up in my face. I...
by Gabe Connor | Oct 23, 2009 | Awesome
And here I thought there could only be 6 lucky ninja kids. According to this vid there are SEVEN! Little Elf is the best one too because of his amazing ability to hover-ollie his skateboard, which is just like a regular ollie, but with more ghost magic! But now...
