BREAKING NEWS

Only the NEWSIEST news for you Newsies who want your news! This just IN! Actor, Shia LaBeouf (Holes, Even Stevens) MIGHT be immortal! Oh, THIS just in: He also might be a shape-shifter. Which would DEFINITELY explain other famous actor, Ben Savage’s...

Dancing with the Stars, if the Stars aren’t Stars

I don’t know about the next guy (or in this case, the next twelve year old astronaut monkey, which is what I am [what? {sorry} ] ), but I don’t watch a lot of TV. I mean, yes, I watch The Office, 30 Rock, Burn Notice, Psych, Covert Affairs, Lie To Me,...

Do You Tube?

I tubed once, but it didn’t take long for me to fly out and get a nose full of lake. ( I don’t know why they’re calling me ‘Devin’ in the video, since it is OBVIOUSLY me.) Anyways, when I first heard about YouTube I was like, “No...

Working on Importantest Work

Due to the incredibly HIGH demand for shirts and the incredibly LOW demand for nonsense, we make it a point daily to evaluate the most pressing and time sensitive projects to complete on time, with the most lucrative ROI for that time spent. That means we don’t...