by Gabe Connor | Jan 4, 2010 | Awesome
I like how the abbreviation for 2010 is ‘010, which is still 4 characters if you include the quotation mark. Also, I don’t actually know if ‘010 is really the abbreviation for 2010, but a boy can dream can’t he? So I wanted to recap all of the...
by Gabe Connor | Dec 22, 2009 | Awesome
I found myself troubleshooting my brand new install of Windows 95 on my new 2MB hard drive and I consulted my VHS computer help commercial Rolodex and found a pertinent topic rewound it in my tape player and played it and wrote down the telephone number and mailed my...
by Gabe Connor | Dec 18, 2009 | Awesome
Some kids cover songs and they sound really really good, but then once every millennium a true genius is born. This millennium THREE musical prodigies arrived. And they covered Guns N’ Roses. And brought world peace. Who knew two guitars, one harmonica and three...
by Gabe Connor | Dec 17, 2009 | Awesome
Or something! I don’t know! Maybe the wardrobe manager (Is that a job? It is. Right?) liked this shirt of ours. Or maybe the kid just showed up and they were like, “Good enough” and he was like, “But I slept in this? I thought there would be a...
by Gabe Connor | Dec 17, 2009 | Awesome
Woof. This was really funny watching through the first time, like, TBS – Very Funny™. But when I went to the page to copy it for the blog, and it started playing the second time, I literally winced. My whole face went, “Noooooo. Spoon gagging is both vurry...
