I don’t know what ‘sperts’ or ‘futbel’ are, but everyone was going NUTS about them yesterday! Congratulations team! Go animals or other popular euphemistic icons! I hope you scored all the hoop shots and end downs! The biggest game of the year was yesterday, something to do with soup? Anyway, I hope both teams won all the Skittles (That’s the only thing on the line here, right? Skittles?) and you knocked ALL the pins down!

Tough luck, dear loser, Chris.

I love sperts! I know all about them and am big fan. Very proud. So brave.